Chubby Checkerhassued HPover a webOS app , also call Chubby Checker , that measures dick size of it .
Someone should probably inform Chubby Checker ( tilt fable ) that HP has n’t in reality made Palm equipment since 2011 , and webOS is now opened rootage . However ! Chubby Checker ( singer of “ The Twist ” ) says Chubby Checker ( the app ) has done irreparable impairment and harm to Chubby Checker ’s ( human ) report . Per Chubby Checker ’s attorney , Willie ( yes ) Gary :
Despite numerous attempts to cease the “ app , ” Hewlett Packard reject to dismantle the operation and , therefore , continue to perpetuate degrading and disparaging cognitive content straight off linked to Chubby Checker . The “ app ” adversely affect Chubby Checker ’s stigma and economic value and if allowed to keep , will cause serious damage to the Plaintiff ’s grace and will tarnish his image that he has worked to assert over the last 50 class .
Chubby Checker ( individual ) is try half a million dollars in damage . [ MarketwatchviaThe GuardianviaThe Verge ]
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