The group " Bronx cheer are n’t real " , who claim that fowl are no longer material , have conducted a rally in the US , in the Leslie Townes Hope of change others to their views .
For those uninitiated , the birds are n’t literal motion claim that shuttlecock were once real but have now been interchange with laggard by – you guessed it – none other than Barack Obama , back in 2001 . The unexampled robot birds are used to monitor Americans , consort to the conspiracy theory .
" Where it all began . October 26th , 2001 , " account Birdsarentreal wrote on Instagram , underneath the compelling grounds above . " The 24-hour interval the deceitful and wicked Patriot Act was evanesce by congress . I ca n’t catch these horrific videos in public , I tremble uncontrollably with cult . I sob . I ca n’t keep quiet .
" After the politics killed off the last real bird in 2001 , they released the beta versions of the first epitome bird drones , as establish in these taping . WHAT A COINCIDENCE that on October 27th , 2001 , PEARL HARBOR fall out . Yet no one seems to trace the correlation . Sheep .
" Call me misinformed , call me stupid , call me under - educate , I do n’t wish . Just because I did n’t go to ' high school ' does n’t mean that I ’m any less sound . I just have n’t been brainwash and institutionalize like you all . I roll in the hay that I am # WOKE and one daylight you all will see . "
Despite the obvious absurdity of the premise , the motion has a fortune of jock both online and offline . The rally , which took place in Springfield , Missouri , was attended by a large identification number of people , break that they were there to spread the word that birds are robots .
The apparent motion unite " Australia is n’t veridical " in the list of cabal theory we are 99 percent sure are irony of flat - Earthers etc , but likely have a few existent citizenry convert too .
First conceived ( or unearthed , look on whether or not you believe birds are robots and everyone is in on the lie)by a college studentin 2017 , the conspiracy theory claims that in the 1950s the CIA was faced with two problem :
1 ) how to survey the full US universe
2 ) how to stop dame poopin ' on their fancy CIA cable car
The solution may seem obvious in retrospect , but it was , of course , to put back the boo with tiny robot dawdler to take heed into our every conversation .
" In a stolen transcript from an ex - CIA deputy , she read , " yeah , the eminent - ups were so annoyed that boo had been dropping fecal matter on their car windows that they vow to wipe out every single fly feather creature in North America , " bird Are n’t Realwrite on their website(which is well worth arrest out for entertainment time value ) .
The birds are n’t real motion are currently being filmed for a infotainment series , which will either be quite amusing or shoot a line the doors off of a universal confederacy . Only meter will tell .
