Roll that spliff phatly , pack some fresh ice into the binger , and localize the Volcano to “ toastify . ” It ’s time for tonight ’s Stoner Channel . We ’ve collected our ripe eminent - times stuff for the discerning pothead so sit down back , loosen , and come about that shit on the left , yo .
Tonight ’s Maui Outdoor comes to us from reader SuperDub
snap herefor more hit from the bong .
Just How Many One-finger Push-Ups Can This Guy Do? (Hint: Lots)
China ’s Xie Guizhong performed 41 individual - finger’s breadth button - ups in 30 moment to set a Guinness World Record . I could completely do that , just as soon as I regain the motivation to get off my couch .
Shove a Bacon Tampon Up Your Nose and It Will Stop Bleeding
From the Annals of Otology , Rhinology , and Laryngology amount news thatfashioning a funnies of cured pork into a nasal tamponwill help prevent epistaxis for those stand from chronic episodes . More specifically , it was used in the “ handling of [ a ] life - endanger hemorrhage . ”
Chuck Jones Teaches You How to Draw Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck
One of the first things I learned when I was a trivial minor was to draw most of the Warner Bros ’ cartoon characters make by Chuck Jones . I bid I could have understand these videos by the maestro himself , becausedrawing toon is hard , despite how leisurely it look .
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Someone Tried to Send Eleven Pounds of Weed to St. Martin’s Press
First rule of successfully smuggling weed through the mail — don’t . If you have to break the first rule , at least follow the 2nd — wrap the package well enough to keep in the stink . Otherwise , you ’ll terminate up like these wanna - be drug runners .
According to The Smoking Gun , a USPS doer noted the sweet smell of sticky icky emanating from two software package in a San Diego processing facility . The proletarian alerted self-assurance who reassert their suspicion with a drug - sniffle bounder and then obtain a guarantee to afford the parcel . Inside , they found eleven pounds of weed with an estimate street note value of $ 70,000 . The weed was found amid pile peanuts and dryer sheets , which dissemble the olfactory property when used in copiousness .
The payload was sent from the fictional ABT Books to the fictitious Karen Wright who presumably worked in the mail elbow room of the St. Martin ’s Press New York central office . The Feds of course have seized the lading and are still inquire the issue . No arrests have been made , but 11 pounding is a lot of drug to lose on account of misleading packing skills . [ The Smoking Gun – thanks ben.zvan – The perfect OG Kush above is from reader Cho ]
High Times Comedy Show – Doug Benson
badly , who brings reading textile to a comedy show ?
MOTHERFCKING SHARKS CAN BECOME MOTHERFCKING INVISIBLE
As if they were n’t scarey enough , scientist have discovered that shark can become unseeable to prey / you using an visual illusion . Not frightened yet ? Well , one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords . operate . Now .
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handiwork to the cyberspace ? If so , we want pic of your best bud , your highest - tech setup , and your bushiest bushes . Send images—960×540 lower limit but we prefer 1600×900 — of your sound stashes ( no High Times ripoffs please ) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we ’ll feature the in effect at the top each night ’s Stoner Channel . Put “ The Stoner Channel ” in the subject line while you ’re at it .
And no , for the last time , we are n’t interested in see your sinful meth lab setup Jerry . Stop it or we ’re calling the pig .
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