For the second time in the past few month , Americans break down to the poll and voted in a waythat will have half the country scratching its heads . plain the authoritative boot , barrow , and thimble tokens to the curb , the nation has chosen to replace those classic Monopoly tokens with a rubber favorite , a penguin , and a T - rex .
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Throughout the month of January , anyone with an cyberspace connection and an legal opinion ( which is everyone with an internet connection ) had the chance to vote to either keep the eight current Monopoly tokens , or select from over 50 successor .
Somehow , only three of the Hellenic Monopoly tokens were voted out . Even thatnew cat from a few days agomade the final slice . Of all the new tokenish options to vote for , the T - rex was plainly the good choice , so thankfully kinfolk will have a fantastic opportunity to get into violent fights over who catch to represent with the dinosaur .
But the penguin ? And a rubber ducky ? That ’s an incredible missed opportunity . Even the 1990s bulky cellphone would have been a better choice . So the next time Monopoly lets its rooter vote to vamp the secret plan , here are some handy hint for new tokens .
A diminutive interpretation of the Monopoly board : Everyone liked that Inception movie .
Dumpster fire : To commemorate 2016 to 2024 .
atomic projectile : A hotel ca n’t pile up snag when you set down on it and annihilate it , right ?
Scrabble ‘ Q ’ tile : The only fourth dimension you ’d ever get to play it .
3D Printer : at long last useful for something .
Soylent saloon : Monopoly games can often last for hour . Got ta keep your energy up ! And alsopossiblyshit yourself .
Hoverboard : somewhat more utilitarian than that exclusive , laceless boot .
Eggplant : What ? It ’s just a vegetable .
A very flyspeck duet of mitten : Make America peachy again !
Google Glass : Like the thimble , you need at least one token no one wants to use .
[ Vote Monopoly ]
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