We ’ve all watch a moving-picture show where a character gets hurt and think “ They ’d never survive that in actual life . ” Well , a new book will put that to the trial with some super gruesome and awesome drawings .

It ’s called Ai n’t Got Time To Bleed and it ’s written by Andrew Shaffer . He take 29 of your favorite moving-picture show heroes , and villains , breaks down their injuries , and undertake to estimate out if they would have actually exist the moving picture or not . Here are three undivided examples .

As you could see , Shaffer numbers each injury from throughout the picture , then analyizes them to see what the actual physical harm would be . He then come up with a closing : awake or Dead .

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Besides Ash , Sarah , and Bruce , the playscript has Douglas Quaid from Total Recall , Dutch Schaefer from Predator , Sean Archer from Face / Off , Jack from Fight Club , John McClain from Die firmly , The Bride from Kill Bill , John Rambo from Rambo and more .

Ai n’t Got Time to Bleed will be published byInsight Editionson November 7 . Pre - order here .

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William Duplessie

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